lunettian

wanna see a dog steal a car?

features:

✿ 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ ∞ &

✿ famously nonbinary lesbian

✿ i'm puppy (or tanuki, or kitty)

✿ keyboards are a specint (see @starboards)

✿ sleepy girl syndrome


masklayer
@masklayer

Cohost should allow video but only 1mb or less so you HAVE to post the most scrungled shit (significantly less than mastodon. not "you can post normal video if you run it thru handbrake" level, it has to be incomprehensible)


micolithe
@micolithe

i am enough of an ffmpeg wizard to make this work lets do it


micolithe
@micolithe

An episode of You Can't Do That on Television (I just happened to be re-encoding this for my plex setup) in 44p (yeah you read that right) and bitcrushed as much as I could without it just turning into nondestinct black and white squares moving around at random. It's STILL 36MB.

Cohost doesn't even know how to preview it.


micolithe
@micolithe
#!/bin/bash

TARGETDIR="/disks/charizard/encode/output/"
EXT=".mkv"

f="/disks/charizard/encode/input/YCDTOTV - S1982 E31 - Vacations.wmv"

echo "Processing - $f"
f2=$(basename -a "${f}")
f3=${f2:0:-4}
outfile="$TARGETDIR$f3$EXT"
echo "New File - $outfile"
ffmpeg -i "$f" -metadata title= -c:v h264 -c:a ac3 -c:s copy -y -map 0:a:0 -map 0:v:0 -map 0:s:0? -preset slower -b 6000 -s 58x44 "$outfile"


lunettian
@lunettian

slimed dot jpg

the audio was still very listenable, i feel like it could be more scrungled


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in ac3 you can probably get down to 64kbps before people REALLY start being reminded of mp3s from the 90's. you could squeeze out a little more but the sound tells the story where the picture physically can not.