Every single day the USPTO receives thousands, sometimes tens of thousands of patent applications from well-meaning individuals who believe that they have invented a more perfect cabbage. Entire departments devote themselves to the laborious testing of every new cabbage technique, method, and product, desperately hoping against every example their lives have given that this one, this one will be the cabbage that exceeds the others.
NOT ONE HAS SUCCEEDED!
cabbage perfects the wild mustard's terminal leaf buds
but many variations exist, including some that take on quite beautiful shapes!
we have perfected cabbage, many ways of cabbage even, but have we truly explored the entire plant? we need to go deeper
