idk how anyone could take their phone or switch or whatever inside their bathroom. aside from the fact its unhygientic but also i like to use shitting time as Thinking Time . i become a real thought provoker. while you bitches are playing super stupid marios and flappy bird penis, im creating worlds and stories in my mind. im thinking up of battle plans. my next moves. its very valuable time. in a world where every one is constantly on devices , wouldnt you want just a bit of time to just be alone in ur thoughts and maybe even spin a 3d model of a cow in ur head ? of course you wouldnt though. you cant see pure joy if it stared you in the face
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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I need constant audio and visual stimulation to distract me because if I'm alone in my thoughts for a second, I will begin to scream and it's hard to get me to stop
in this same vein, there are places i want to be alone with my thoughts and the bathroom isn't one of them.
i need to be prepared for that time and the bathroom generally isn't aligned with that preparation, being spontaneous
that's what going on a bike ride or walking in a park is for, to me. Or sitting by the river in this spot i know with no cell service and watching the calm waters of the intracoastal waterway
While you were Scrolling and Shitting, I Studied the Blade
it's because if i have to be alone with my thoughts for more than 10 minutes i start to crave death's warm embrace
real ones stare at every detail in the room generating as much pareidolia as possible out of various shapes
Being alone with my thoughts sucks, lol, Number one way to fall into a depression loop.
the toilet is the sole remaining secular meditative space available to the average person. in this essay i will
yeah but if i take my steam deck into the bathroom it technically becomes a sauna
My probaably undiagnosed ADHD mind views pooping as an unnecessary waste of time and won't relax and say stuff like "you should be coding right now" and I won't actually go because I can't relax.
In the old times before smartphones and consumer laptops I would bring a book.