new type of guy who insists that baja blast needs to be decanted for optimal flavor and aeration

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
new type of guy who insists that baja blast needs to be decanted for optimal flavor and aeration
you don't need to invent guys just to state fact.
You can taste even more of the nuance if you use a Champagne stirrer to get all the pesky bubbles out.
this straight up looks like a 3D render to me. i don't know what anything is anymore.
for all I know the original that I photoshopped was one (although I kind of doubt it)
the original has a Getty image credit so safe to say it's a real photo'd graph
[reads comments] oh dang i was hoping you really did this
i... would quaff a bit of that just cuz it's pretty