lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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ceryl
@ceryl

Today i was going to use a head of broccoli for lunch, but it was too big, so I panicked and made soup.


cdi
@cdi

I once was making salad, and panicked with the spinach, I ended up making quiche florentine with a homemade crossiant crust.


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

My favorite thing about cooking is when you plan on making eggs and sausage for dinner but discover you're short one egg so you have to pivot into making a complete Italian meal from scratch utilizing nine ingredients you forgot you had and the result is the best meal you had in 2 months


nothe
@nothe

...I just end up getting takeout, y'all seem to be possessed by the ghost of Chefs Past or something! :P


cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

home cooking enthusiasts will spend two hours doing mise en place with ingredients they bought over the last four months and end up inventing a new cuisine because they don't want to spend ten minutes going to the store for a jar of red sauce. i am being deluged with many such stories



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in reply to @nothe's post:

in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

Where are my fellow kitchen slobs at? Who is out here making rice and mayonaise because they don't want to spend a second in the kitchen they don't have to?

Maybe on a fancy night I'll break out the chicken bullion cube, treat myself a bit.