Autism Acceptance Month is coming to a close. Please remember on Monday to stop accepting autism and resume bullying us for being weird and cringe. Also set your clocks back one hour and 13 minutes
big reminder to resume comments such as "would you please look at me when i'm speaking?" and "don't you ever talk about anything else?" on Monday and then switch to "are you sure you're a Person with Autism? you seem normal to me" on Tuesday.
In Phase 3 of the Back to Normal Transition (Wednesday) you can resume telling people
Well you are very high-functioning
While criticizing them for ways they are not functioning very well at meeting your expectations

