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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
Bovigender (click flag for more info!)
i occasionally go to the liberry and every single time i find breathtaking periodicals. just absolutely immaculate examples of marketing targeted at other members of heavy industry that you wouldn't think would have the exact same tone as normal consumer marketing, but they do.
Some adverts from 1950s era issues of Trains magazine to add onto the pile.
One of the few things I will miss about Twitter ads is its wild attempts to figure out ad targeting for me, leading to ads like the above but for rowboat-mounted stream water quality monitoring equipment (real, and I really hope I still have the screenshot) and new factory conveyer rollers and the latest in Deere accessories for tilling your fields. Really incredible stuff.
the communications problems of a 1¼ million square foot enclosed shopping mall, is that it is a 1¼ million square foot enclosed shopping mall
that's probably most of its other problems too, come to think of it
"Nitrogen Division" That's fantastic! 'this product is super easy to handle! [leave out part about lung damage and death upon exposure]'
I kinda miss magazine ads in general, the older ones. There'd be a big eyecatching graphic or illustration but you'd still get a nice few paragraphs of writing about the thing. Because, that's why you opened up the magazine, to read.
