who the fuck is alton brown?
He ceased to exist on November 9th, 2020. So sad, but it had to happen.
That's why folks aren't entirely sure if he exists, he evaporated on that day. Any appearances he made beyond that date are falsehoods propped up by the food network.
I'm just saying, but I've never seen Alton Brown and Adam Savage in the same room at the same time.

