Here at Open Source Corporation Incorporated, we proudly stand by our freedom-loving and privacy-focused libertarian ethics. Also, we sell your encrypted data directly to the police. This is not a violation of our ethics. Stop asking questions and go back to sleep.
You might think we would say, “don’t look at where we get our funding,” but honestly, we don’t give a rat’s ass. We’re basically feds and proud of it. Eat shit, suckers.

