What does Zelda have that we donβt. Do you want climbing. Do you want me to redesign the UI so you have to put 5 objects in your hands before stuffing your gourd? What do I gotta do huh? Weapon durability? You want fuckable twinks?

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.β
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
What does Zelda have that we donβt. Do you want climbing. Do you want me to redesign the UI so you have to put 5 objects in your hands before stuffing your gourd? What do I gotta do huh? Weapon durability? You want fuckable twinks?
I want to surf downhill on a flimsy shield that breaks so I can watch my character ragdoll down the side of a mountain.
Tears of the Kingdom is only selling so well because you can glue random crap to your shield that makes you fall down instantly
Finally, we can answerβ¦ β¦"define 'woman'"β¦ β¦it is: being who can voreβ¦
tbf, the original version of that mod that did that has long given way to forks made by relatively more normal people.