why is he so small

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
why is he so small
i was going to say, it's so it can fit up y-*i am dragged away from the leave a comment box*
Gravis you can’t just ask people why they’re small
giant smartphones are an AFFRONT TO GOD so he's just one of god's little angels frolicking about. he's the adorable bunny rabbit in a world of evil vampires
Gravis, we all know that optical trick. You put a normal sized phone into your Hellboy®️ big hand to make it seem like the phone is small.
Palm Pre? Always wanted to try one. Those webos guys invented the whole “cards” multitasking and a bunch of other UI improvements that at least iOS used. Now this webos is on every LG TV 😂
Pretty sure it's the TCL Palm companion phone, seeing as that's I'm pretty sure Chrome mobile.
A neat little thing that was hampered at launch by a high price tag, Verizon exclusivity, and the fact it couldn't be used as a primary device. Though these all seem to have been remedied since, as an unlocked model is available as a standalone, and currently going for $150~ less than its launch price from bozo's smile on the box.
Going to bully all the short people I know by sending them this and saying they finally made a phone small enough for them