lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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bobskunk
@bobskunk

at least, i still think so.

some of the views and concepts and writing are still so evocative, like this beautifully handwritten Selenitic Age journal:


bobskunk
@bobskunk

hm, well,


screenshot of the above, with the door open, and kraft punk leaning into frame from within

you'd think "your best favorite friend kraft punk providing directional sound cues in his kraft-pod" might have been axed for disrupting the flow of the game and adding a lot of tedious padding with history's least-favorite character parody.

maybe it really should have, because nobody actually fondly remembers the selenitic age kraft-pod. anyone who says "it wasn't that bad" either read the walkthrough guide or they're STILL so damn proud of themselves for knowing which way to turn when they hear a cowbell and a robot fart at the same time. way to go, you did a great job at playing the slowest, easiest game of simon ever put to fmv

but you know how it goes with creative projects, especially back when games like this were made with a team of only seven people. sometimes someone really high up just really insists on having a feature or a bit and won't take no for an answer

the following are screenshots with subtitles from the making of myst movie. Robyn and Rand Miller sitting on a bench, subtitle I had to have Kraft Punk, full stop Robyn Miller at his computer, quote He was going to walk away from the entire project without Kraft Punk. Chuck Carter, in the woods, quote The Kraft Pod was easy, it's just an orange blob. Kraft Punk, however... Chris Brandkamp, in his workspace, quote Rand made me dress in the Kraft Punk outfit for hours at a time, only some of it even in front of the green screen. I have exactly 12 seconds of appearance in game. When I greet you, and when I wave goodbye. Animated GIF of Rand Miller making a weird face in front of a green screen, quote ahahaha.

back then you'd get little quicktime movies tucked away on the Multi-Media CD-ROM full of insights and challenges and toilet bubbles, you get to learn all about these sorts of things when you might otherwise be left to ponder forever as to why the game had such a divisive section, but now we know

thanks for nothing, rand


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in reply to @bobskunk's post:

fuck it i'm making a tweak

now it's ALL comic sans, on PURPOSE

sorry if it doesn't show up good for you, fontwise
this was like plan D for executing this bit
behind plans A "webfont" and B "microsoft cursive font"
this is probably going to be real fucked up on mobile

microsoft considers the "cursive" font group to be... comic sans
everyone else is more sensible.

if i had to make it a silly fading lyrics joke, might as well make it a full on comic sans joke too (there was WAY too much fuckin' font spacing/width adjustment needed so might as well make it render right with the worst possible one)

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