lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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sofsh
@sofsh

Sort of long post that's just a list so it's below the read more for collapsing reasons.


  • Person who just turns into a normal wolf (non-humanoid) on the Full Moon.
  • Person who turns into a wolf whenever they see the moon and think it's the Full Moon (does not need to actually be the Full Moon). May stop the transformation by quickly googling "is it a Full Moon tonight."
  • Person who turns into a wolf every 29.5 days. Seems normal except it doesn't actually need to be night where they are.
  • Person who turns into a wolf whenever it's the night of the Full Moon where they became a werewolf, not where they currently are.
  • Above, but a more arbitrary location.
  • Above, but the location that's used is on a different planet with a different moon.
  • Person who turns into a wolf randomly, and can't use the moon to predict it
  • Person who switches between wolf form and human form every Full Moon (and stays in that form until next Full Moon)
  • Person who turns into a wolf the night before a Full Moon, and needs to correct people every time they think it is the Full Moon.
  • Identical twins where one is a human and the other was cursed to wolf form, but they still do the "identical twins swap places" prank on the Full Moon as a bit.
  • Person who turns partially into a wolf at night, but which part depends on the moon phase (Example: wolf head during the Full Moon, wolf tail during the New Moon, paws during Waxing Gibbous, etc.)
  • Person who turns into a wolf during the Full Moon, but completely of their own volition, being a shape-shifter.
  • Person who turns into a wolf for only like 3 minutes on the night of the Full Moon
  • Person who summons a wolf to their location every Full Moon (variants of this one include same/different wolf, nice/aggressive wolf, intentionally/unintentionally)
  • Person whose reflection turns into a wolf during the Full Moon. They're physically the same otherwise.
  • Person who turns into a wolf during the Full Moon, due to some magical entity doing this manually rather than an automatic curse.
  • Person who can turn into a wolf whenever they want, but time travel to the next night of the Full Moon whenever they do.
  • Person who turns the nearest other person into a wolf on the night of the Full Moon (first person is still a human).
  • Person who turns everyone nearby into wolves during the night of the Full Moon (including themself)
  • Person who turns into a wolf on the night of the Full Moon, but the transformation takes so long that the night is over and they revert before becoming fully a wolf
  • Person who is very susceptible to being turned into a wolf during the Full Moon, but won't without outside interference
  • Person who turns into a wolf during the Full Moon but only under extremely optimal conditions (such as a cloudless night, low-light pollution, nowhere near silver, etc). This person really, really likes becoming a wolf, however.
  • Person who turns into a wolf on the New Moon, but normal werewolfs also exist and think this person is weird.
  • Person who can turn into a wolf freely only during the Full Moon.
  • Person who turns into a wolf during the Full Moon, but it's a sparkledog wolf (meaning: super colorful and accessorized anthro wolf).

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