lupi

Lupi

@lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​

i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi

I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory

they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"

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huldratigress
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People always have the most uncreative "what I'd do with a time machine" stories.

"Oh I'd stop 9/11" You absolute simpletons. Pea-brained knuckledraggers. If I got a time machine you wouldn't hear from me until everyone in Spain was speaking Arabic and the only notable religious organization in central Italy was a modest temple to the Hittite storm god Tarḫunna. I'm fucking EVERYTHING up. Can't have 9/11 if America doesn't exist

jaidamack
@jaidamack

going back with a mossberg to meet charlemagne

"heiliges römisches reich" pal we will see about that

CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

Consequences to my own timeline be damned, sinking every european ship looking to colonize the americas and telling the chinese boats on the west coast they're on thin fuckin' ice bud so watch it.

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secrets
@secrets

everyone wants to use time travel to mess with someone else's era, that's no fun. I'm bringing the Sea People to the Chesapeake and the National Guard is not prepared

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secrets
@secrets

nine bows against Arlington set in stone the final inscriptions on Washington's obelisk, Bay Bridge traffic a ninth wonder of the ancient world made more impressive in each retelling, every tide comes back in eventually some just take three thousand years and a flux capacitor

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Video-Game-King
@Video-Game-King

Meanwhile, I'm going back in time to prevent Nietzsche from dying young (give him an extra thirty, maybe forty years) simply because philosophical history would become so much funnier if he had to respond to everything that happens in the early 20th century.

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