lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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thewaether
@thewaether

the announcement of the iPhone permanently broke all business people's brains

the announcement of the iPhone did these things:

  • announced on a big stage in a big event by a celebrity CEO
  • announced with the thrust that it would be *the future*
  • announced as though this was a historical event
  • delivered on these things

now every inventor thinks all new inventions need to be announced this way IN ORDER TO BE big and futuristic. the invention that starts small and slowly increases in relevance is taken for granted in favour of big publicity stunts and showmanship. there is always a quest for the "next iphone" and so CEOs are convinced they need to only look for big, showy, "dangerous" products instead of smaller, working products

Elon Musk is the perfect example of this where he is more of a celebrity than an inventor and doesn't actually invent anything but insists on announcing it on a big stage in order to capture that iPhone magic

...and he's not alone, tech feels like it's full of these guys now- it's become less about making useful products and almost entirely about publicity and loud press demos

Elon Musk is Steve Jobs repeated as farce- (for all the criticisms I have about steve jobs, he at least seemed to be able to turn a product) it is all show, it's all smoke and mirrors, there's no product except the feeling of witnessing history, captured and repackaged for people who were dissappointed they missed the iphone. the showmanship IS the product. and it's farcical


invis
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modulusshift
@modulusshift

Just because I love how well documented the Macintosh development process is, here's some supplemental reading by the team's own Andy Hertzfeld! Stories in chronological order

  • Steve Jobs's talent for setting unrealistic schedules in 1981: Reality Distortion Field
  • The software team already consistently working long hours in late 1982: You Guys Are In Big Trouble
  • late 1983, now dinners are being brought in instead of workers just returning to the office after dinner, also the origin of "90 hours a week", which was presumably a joke but had some truth to it: 90 Hours A Week And Loving It!
  • the final push to finish the OS before launch in January 1984: Real Artists Ship
  • Andy's uncritical praise of crunch culture in a retrospective: The Macintosh Spirit (yes, he really is claiming that "the Macintosh Spirit" is in large part crunch culture. Seriously.)

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in reply to @thewaether's post:

They're not in on the joke though, the rest of us know the clowns are performing for us on stage doing the 'ol Jobs number and that it's all just a show; a comedy act. They have to pay people just to validate what they spent months preparing for.

Jensen is probably the funniest though, absolutely off his rocker. Genuinely going to have to be removed by the board once people don't just buy any new GPU compute that a company cranks out and starts making genuinely insane decisions.

I was actually thinking about that earlier today and came to the conclusion that keynotes are only for investors at this point. They're the only people dumb enough to want to sit through one without being paid to do so or to believe anything being said without external verification. In that context they're probably doing just fine, that much money is toxic to normal brain behavior in the first place so the investors probably love 'em. Anyone that actually wants to know about what consumer products a company is making just checks the "leaks" and/or media output.