god, rich people really are bad at crimes. you see columbo and you're like damn, no one is THAT bad at getting away with murder, and then you read about real life murder cases and you're like damn. guess they are.
it's part of the brain disease money causes in people that makes them lose their minds about random strangers not liking them and warps their ability to understand what's tasteful. It's like that parasite that makes mice stop being scared of cats, only it makes rich people stop being able to understand how normal people function
"rich people toxoplasmosis" was not a phrase i expected to think today but god. you're right

