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USAF nose art regulations ban things like scantily clad women
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Your big titty furry lady OC is not, in fact, a human woman
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Therefore, I can stick my big titty furry oc onto my jet as long as command doesn’t know

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
USAF nose art regulations ban things like scantily clad women
Your big titty furry lady OC is not, in fact, a human woman
Therefore, I can stick my big titty furry oc onto my jet as long as command doesn’t know
Okay, it technically says it has to be “gender neutral” and “in good taste” which means the art has to be good and they gotta be non-binary right
(The actual regulations are harder to make a punchline out of, at any rate: bring back colorful schemes of ANY kind)
The only people who wouldn’t don’t have good taste… therefore filling the requirements! Genius!