plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident
in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums
mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident
in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums
mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast
cohost was involved in a global feed-adjacent chost involving "sweet", "delicious" plums reported to be "cold"; more at 9