Hold your horses, grill heroes. I'm John Arby, King of Arby's. These things confuse the hell out of me. The only purpose to fry something is to make it taste better, and you know my stance on the green things that give aid and comfort to beef. So the real question is, "Is this considered food?" Damned if I know. You take a bite. Report back if I should fry some of these things to deprive a cow. A war of attrition is not an honorable war, but I'll be damned if I don't outlast beef. I'm John Arby.

