Lupi

@lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

they/them/moo
chimoora.zone/

you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.

i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi

I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory

they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"

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twitch

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Lupi @lupi8/27/2023, 2:19 AM

Red Onion Lover @daddragon

the future of football @the-future-of-football8/26/2023, 10:36 PM

Chess Guy: Good luck.

Lori: Good luck!

Chess Guy: Oh uh, so you’re the banker. Whoever plays black is the banker.

Lori: Oh. All right, sure.

A chessboard with Illinois town city names and prices listed on each square. White moved to e4, Joliet.

Chess Guy: I’d like to buy Joliet, please. Here is … $400.

Lori: So what does that get you?

Chess Guy: Well, now I can charge rent on this square. It’s 10 percent. So if you ever move a piece to Joliet, you have to pay me 40 dollars every turn you spend on it.

Lori: Jesus Christ.

Chess Guy: Is everything all right?

Lori: No, yeah, no, sure, yeah.

Heather "hthrflwrs" Flowers @hthrflwrs8/26/2023, 11:25 PM

one of my favorite bits of worldbuilding in 17776 is the implication that the exact same kind of uber-masochistic mutation that's happening to football is happening to EVERY other game in existence as well