lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"


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kda
@kda

I'm sorta joking with a few of these interpretations. …if not entirely.

Let's see:

  • Being ghosted

  • Altruism (you should be altruistic)

  • Being in a rock band (as performed by a band whose thing isn't specifically rock)

  • Sitting in a palm tree

  • King Kong

  • About the least compelling, most cringeworthy defense of space exploration I've ever heard

  • How bigotry (in this case, misogyny) starts influencing children at an incredibly young age

  • Flying off to somewhere tropical because you're Swedish and extremely cold (there're several of these ones in their oeuvre, in fact)

  • The bourgeoisie, abstractly

  • Wanting to kiss your teacher

  • The existential horror of being 26 years old (or maybe 31)

  • Wanting to fuck a violinist

  • How to escape the endless cycle Dolly Parton discussed in Nine to Five

  • Vore

  • The Mexican Revolution

  • Dollkink

  • Pickup artists (derogatory)

  • Being responsible with precocious teenagers

  • Using medical misinformation as a pickup line

  • Divorce, strictly (as opposed to just breaking up)

  • Being a plural system

  • Literally just the tale of the Pied Piper

  • Going on vacation to France soon before a relationship ends

  • Gangstalking

  • The feds

  • Girlbosses who gaslight and gatekeep

  • War propaganda (it's bad)

  • Mail-order brides

  • Narcissistic personality disorder

  • Predator/prey play (not in the vore sense)

  • Being Irish

  • Christmas, from the perspective of a grandchild of one of four incredibly famous Swedish musicians

  • Rekindling a relationship that's been over for forty years

  • Alcohol use disorder

  • Custody battles

  • The current mass extinction event


kda
@kda

Putting the "spoliers" (to songs that are one or fifty years old) under a cut.


  • Ring Ring (1973)
    • Ring Ring
    • He Is Your Brother
    • Rock 'n' Roll Band
  • Waterloo (1974)
    • Sitting in the Palmtree
    • King Kong Song
    • What About Livingstone
    • Suzy-Hang-Around
  • ABBA (1975)
    • Tropical Loveland
    • Man in the Middle
  • Arrival (1976)
    • When I Kissed the Teacher
    • Dancing Queen
    • Dum Dum Diddle
    • Money, Money, Money
    • Tiger
    • Fernando
  • The Album (1977)
    • I'm a Marionette
  • Voulez-Vous (1979)
    • Angeleyes
    • Does Your Mother Know
    • Lovers (Live a Little Longer)
  • Super Trouper (1980)
    • The Winner Takes It All
    • Me and I
    • The Piper
    • Our Last Summer
    • Elaine
  • The Visitors (1981)
    • The Visitors
    • Head Over Heels
    • Soldiers
    • Two for the Price of One
    • Should I Laugh or Cry
    • Under Attack
  • Voyage (2021)
    • When You Danced With Me
    • Little Things
    • Don't Shut Me Down
    • I Can Be That Woman
    • Keep An Eye On Dan
    • Bumblebee

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