friendly acquaintance online: [makes a joke]
me: [follows up with a light, plausibly deniable innuendo]
someone who doesn't know either of us: [crude sexual remark to prove they understood my joke]

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
friendly acquaintance online: [makes a joke]
me: [follows up with a light, plausibly deniable innuendo]
someone who doesn't know either of us: [crude sexual remark to prove they understood my joke]
i agree with the sentiment. do you mind if i share the post
"worst" is pretty granular but at least the most annoying parts of twitter were onboarded with highest priority
This was probably a good percentage of people I ended up blocking on twitter