the badass comes in a few different flavours. you got the eurythmics badman who people think is polite and cute and has names like chumbleton wimplesmith the fourth. then you got the americium badguy who's into monster trucks and applauding like, all the time, for any reason. and then you got the ones everybody's scared of, the horny baddies, who will literally just straight up shank a big cat for becoming aware they exist. but here's the thing: the stripes on the bandolier is nature's way to tell you that all these guys is so beautiful, so deadly. think of some other things with stripes? yeah?? they'll beat the shit out of you. bagpipes is no exception. they like peace and quiet and you're gonna give it to them!! anyway that's why bagcheck is bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
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