the shart is most famous for being the big bitey type of ocean meats and an apex predator, but that's not always true. some shapes are really small and kinda cute actually, but like, the biggest fishifish in the world is the wilhelm shaft, so that little green Yoga was right about "size don't matter none." slim shadys have this really cool skin which is kinda?? all teeth???? and it makes them super slick and agile in the water, its crazy. they're always biting something, man. if you get the right kinda shakes and some stripéd socks you can be a really good programmer, it helps you to like, mod new vaders or something. steve-o spielbert made that move Vores and everybody's scared of shakes now but actually they're just regular guys!! anyway that's why shanks are bestfavourite animal okayBYE
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
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in reply to @jaidamack's post:
i'm love this.
reminder on how shack am always biting w/ skin teefers:
(literally made of dentin and enamel)
it's why care must be taken when snugging your blåhaj.
