lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

avatar by @citriccenobite

you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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bovigender pride flag, by @arina-artemis (click for more info)



bruno
@bruno

I think there should be some kind of revolutionary tribunal for engineers who put self-tapping screws into products made of plastic


bruno
@bruno

when an industrial engineer dies they are taken before Thot, the god of crafts and scholarship, and made to justify one by one every single fastener they ever chose to use in a product intended for production. if thot decides that their argument doesn't hold water they are fed to ammit. thus far not one person involved in the manufacture of handheld kitchen appliances, smart phones, or anything powered by batteries has made it into the land of reeds


exerian
@exerian

this is me crossing my fingers hoping this is true.


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in reply to @bruno's post:

I read this like three times looking for a pun

and then I remembered how awful the screws got after reassembling my modded Dualsense for like the fifth time and I realized you're completely serious