that "getting sorted into houses" trope from magical school stuff, but instead of personality and a magic hat, it's a sentient see n' say who assigns everyone their obligatory farm animal tf interest

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
that "getting sorted into houses" trope from magical school stuff, but instead of personality and a magic hat, it's a sentient see n' say who assigns everyone their obligatory farm animal tf interest
<_< you know, I find myself wondering what it would say because most -farm- animals aren't really my jam
fair! 'obligatory' is language i probably wouldn't use for it outside of a joke.
short version: Rail pointed out to me a few years ago that there seems to be a significant correlation where people who have TF as a strong interest also tend to have like, a specific farm animal they enjoy that content around? and commonly with some degree of shyness/embarrassment attached? e.g. cows, chickens, pigs, donkeys, sheep etc
and it's not necessarily their primary species of interest, but there's a weirdly specific draw to it? like in my case i enjoy TF pretty broadly, but ALSO cow just scratches some particular itch in a way that others don't
I'm sure there's more to it than that actually, but like. We know our friends.