Anonymous Guest asked: bestfavourite animal contender: deer
the D.A.R.E. is a kind of critter with hoofed feet that eats grass and other plant stuff and puts it through a special stomach where it gets all mulchified and fermented before going through the rest of the system. that's right!! fermented grass!! dames are walking breweries!! but not the kind you can crack a tap and get to sipping from. dang. derps and female rainderps have antlers that grow and shed every year, can you imagine?? having to replace a whole sprangly head chandelier every year?? that's crazy. but it's important for showing off to the ladies, and showing off to the boys, and fighting, and hanging laundry inside on wet days, and putting holes in woolen jumpers. dooms can't do without the sprangles. one of the groups of dears includes the moopsy, and you do not want to fuck with them. dirts look like cutie forest puppies but the mooch is nature's way of making a tank that can hate. and it hates you. do not confuse dents and moons!! okay so that's why dawns is bestfavourite animal okayBYE