I got to name her as a chick, and there's this stupid old comic I saw get posted to digg fucking dot com in 2007 that is permanently burned into my brain where a kid gets a goldfish and doesn't know what to name it. The father responds "well, billy, as a millenial I am so devoid of any understanding of anything but pop culture references that I can't think of anything to name it except those things I've learned about through pop culture!" "I'm gonna name him spot!" "no billy. name him Halo 3. Halo 3 would be a badass name"
I swore that one day I would fulfill the prophecy. And here we are: Halo 3, the chicken, the first of her flock to lay an egg.
I am so proud 
