This is the coolest fuckin thing I've read written in a newspaper. I'm so glad to live in a world where a sentence this metal is accurate and real

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
This is the coolest fuckin thing I've read written in a newspaper. I'm so glad to live in a world where a sentence this metal is accurate and real