lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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lupi
@lupi

i'm gonna go to the store, buy a pack of kitchen sponges, and when I get home and put the pack of kitchen sponges away, the previous pack of kitchen sponges will have appeared in the very spot I just thoroughly checked over to make sure I was actually out of kitchen sponges.

Like, we all know that's how this is gonna happen.


lupi
@lupi

i mean, i'm not doing it tonight, the sun's already set and i just put baked potatoes in the oven. I'm not leaving the oven unattended even for a ten minute errand, i did that once and I still think it was a bad idea.

But cleaning the counters and the sink1 ruined my "last2" kitchen sponge, or at least put it on "not for dishes anymore" duty to finish out its life cleaing the rest of the kitchen, and then onto stuff like my bicycle, or the 5 gallon buckets in the shed, or the litterbox when i need to hose that out.


  1. cleaning up after The Stew Incident has pivoted into a week-long, gradual kitchen clean. I'm not confident enough in mooself to call it a deepclean, but it's more than just wiping down countertops. May still look into hiring a service to go behind moo, since it's been an embarassingly long time since most of the house got that sort of attention.

  2. until the comedic hand of fate returns the rest of the sponges to the cleaning supplies cupboard


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