"biblically accurate" does not mean "kind of weird" or "has a lot of eyes on it for some reason". shut up!!! stop saying that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if anything "biblically accurate" should mean something like "internally contradictory, argued over for years, extremely contextual to your current culture or the one you grew up in" but that's not as fun i guess whatever
haven't encountered this one but every time someone says "prodigal" like it means "going away and then returning" I fucking lose my shit, so I can relate

