if you have a minor cold that’s bothering you all weekend you should get compensation from the government in the form of one hundred thousand us dollars. and a soup
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
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in reply to @horseonvhs's post:
I ate something yesterday before bed and have felt nauseous/pukey/shitty all night and day and couldn't eat all day. Am I entitled to a compensation too ?
i’m no lawyer but i’m pretty sure the government needs to send you several tons of solid gold
Hmmm ... I'll have to try and not eat them all in one sitting. Then again maybe I'd get more gold that way ?
as someone who has a minor cold that's been bothering me all weekend: yeah.