lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"


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cosmopawt
@cosmopawt

got it for 50 bucks.
its name is "dell precision t5400" or some shit. workstation/server pc. dual lga 771 cpu sockets. eight ram slots. 875 watt psu. yknow.

but fuck that. "DeLl PreCiISio-" shut the fuck up. shut up. her name is SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA. get it right next time punk.

"SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA, show me furry women."
"right away, madam"

see? she listens to me. unlike you fucking fools. SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA knows whats up. i respect her. she respects me. see?

im gonna kit the fuck out of SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA. install a second quad core xeon E5420 in her. Give her a beefy quadro gpu running geforce drivers for awseome gaming. few extra gigs of ram. yknow.

i treat her well. unlike you idiots.

"SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA, what is your opinion on this?"
"I would be most honored, mistress."

Makes you all jealous, huh? yeah..., thats right. throw a tantrum in those little bootsies of yours. You'll never be as cool as me and SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA. Unlike you hogs running single cpu laptops... pffft. boring. soulless. SUPERCOMPUTER SVETLANA and I are gonna throw you off the world.

Watch out.


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