Me: Imma gonna buy a half pound of Tootsie Rolls and eat it all in one go
Me, 30 minutes later: why do I have a blinding headache

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
Me: Imma gonna buy a half pound of Tootsie Rolls and eat it all in one go
Me, 30 minutes later: why do I have a blinding headache