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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
Bovigender (click flag for more info!)
the inverse relationship between the quality of a restaurant's logo and how good i expect their food to be.
menu has no photos of food: neutral
menu has glossy, professionally-taken photos of food: the portions will probably be real big but it's going to taste like Standardized Food Product #15134.b
menu has grainy, underlit, uncomfortably wet-looking photos of food: you've struck gold
jpg artifacting? oh buddy you better believe this is gonna be good
You hire a cook, or you hire a photographer, but not both.
