🔔 I often have difficulty relating to normal people because whenever people ask questions like 'what are your dreams?' theirs are something akin to 'oh, well, I'd like to go back to college and learn cellular biology' or 'I'd like to own a home' and mine are like 'oh, I'd like to attain godlike powers, eradicate capitalism by entering the collective unconscious and slaying humanity's greed, and spend the rest of eternity as a gigantic inflatable cow being pleasured by my partners' and APPARENTLY that makes me the weird one.
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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
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I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
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in reply to @hystericempress's post:
Did you specify that you meant the kind of inflatable cow you can buy at the pool store, and not a literal biological cow?
I think as time goes on more and more people are there with you on the destroying capitalism part, regardless of the means used(collective unconsciousness, armed revolution, all sector nationwide strike with coordinated mutual aid to make sure no one goes without)... and I'm hoping that as time goes on more and more people will be there with you on the being endlessly pleasured by your partners while you're a gigantic inflatable cow. I mean, I would probably sub in "rabbit" but otherwise I getcha 100% ;)