Lupi

@lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.

i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi

I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory

they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"

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Lupi @lupi10/29/2023, 10:49 PM

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Lizstar @Lizstar10/29/2023, 9:50 PM

"If you could have one movie where all the characters except for one is replaced by Muppets, which would you choose and who's the human?"

Metal Gear Solid.

"Liz, that's not a mov-"

METAL GEAR SOLID.

Solid Snake is Kermit. Liquid Snake is the human, yelling at this felt frog about how he has all the dominant genes. Gonzo is Revolver Ocelot, and in the future games it's Gonzo with a human arm grafted onto him.

Here's MGS1's cast:

Solid Snake - Kermit the Frog
Liquid Snake - Himself
Meryl Silverburgh - Camilla
Naomi Hunter - Scooter
Otacon - Fozzie Bear
Roy Campbell - Rowlf
Mei Ling - Cookie Monster
Gray Fox - Grover
Sniper Wolf - Miss Piggy
Revolver Ocelot - Gonzo
Vulcan Raven - Big Bird
Psycho Mantis - Swedish Chef
Nastasha Romanenko - Janice

We also have characters planned for the later games too. Raiden is Elmo. Big Boss is Miss Piggy.

#The Muppets #metal gear solid #shitpost #The Cohost Global Feed (Gamers)

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ya poss tlarn @tlarn10/29/2023, 9:52 PM

I still think about a prospective Mad Max Fury Road But With Muppets, and the only person is Furiosa (Charlize Theron)

the premise and execution of the movie basically writes itself as a Muppet movie, it's wild

so long, and thanks for all the fish @fluffy-shenanigans10/29/2023, 9:54 PM

I was only tentatively on board for this, and then I saw "Fozzie as Otacon" and my brain helpfully played the line "Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?" in his voice, and now I am FULLY on board

Lizstar @Lizstar10/29/2023, 9:57 PM

THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES, WAKKA WAKKA!

Vincent Kinian @Video-Game-King10/29/2023, 9:57 PM

I cannot buy Miss Piggy as Big Boss. She lacks the restraint needed to perform an espionage mission. If you put her in the Volgin crotch grab scene, she would immediately blow her cover by punching him in the jaw.

Also, she couldn't bring herself to fire on Kermit, let alone tolerate Fozzie's crush on her.

Lily @genericlily10/29/2023, 11:19 PM

Maybe she's the boss.

Lizstar @Lizstar11/4/2023, 2:14 PM

Goin' back to this real quick, we decided that Miss Piggy WOULD absolutely play The Boss, because of a very good reason.

"Kermie is my apprentice... I'll take care of him. HIIIII-YA! throws Kermit off a bridge

jeroknite @jeroknite10/29/2023, 10:24 PM

YOU'RE SO RIGHT FOR THIS

legitimate dolphin @rngDolphins10/29/2023, 10:25 PM

Fucking Swedish Chef as Psycho Mantis is literally the funniest thing to ever come out of cohost dot com

Lizstar @Lizstar10/29/2023, 10:26 PM

Vergoofin der flicke støøbin mit der Castlevania, børk-børk!

legitimate dolphin @rngDolphins10/29/2023, 10:55 PM

With a straight up 5 minute unintelligible death monologue

legitimate dolphin @rngDolphins10/29/2023, 10:58 PM

omg https://funtranslations.com/chef

three genders in a wenchcoat @akhra10/30/2023, 2:33 AM

I died right there, currently lying deceased mid-castroll

@felix10/29/2023, 10:41 PM

"Gonzo with a human arm grafted onto him." that's so good

-H/|][|\|T-@haint10/29/2023, 11:34 PM

LOL

Moondancer @SigsegV10/30/2023, 12:55 AM

okay, but I really feel like Otacon should be Scooter.

@animtrash10/30/2023, 1:31 AM

Les puppét terribles

Pauline Ragny @Pauline-Ragny10/30/2023, 4:15 AM

Okay but consider that the closest thing to an MGS movie is Escape from New York.

Quantum Jump @quantum-jump10/30/2023, 8:27 AM

This is very good, but I've been watching Voidburger and Chip streaming recently and I have to agree with them that the best muppets movie would be final fantasy 9

JerryEris @JerryEris10/30/2023, 10:44 PM

It's not easy being genes

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