lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

avatar by @citriccenobite

you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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lorenziniforce
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quyksilver
@quyksilver asked:

Given that gold is so soft and dragons have strong jaws (I assume), what if you used a gold bar as a chew toy/chewing gum

(Glances over to a badly mangled golden statuette of a goat) uh. Hm.


lupi
@lupi

i'm gonna follow up on this

you know how reptiles only have jaw closing strength and not jaw opening strength, so you can hold their mouths shut with relative ease (and that's how you're supposed to handle an alligator or something iirc)

dragons?


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