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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
this comment leveled me completely
i mean. i guess it makes sense to call a light gun game first person but also illegal
Similar vibes to the guy I know who keeps saying things are "adventure games" because "you go on an adventure"
this is the most powerful thing i've ever heard in my life. this guy needs a games journalism job FAST.
I am the friend in question. I accept your quest to do some journalism. I shall now begin this new adventure in games.
please i'm begging you to write Articles that reject absolutely all colloquially agreed upon definitions of what things mean
Counter argument: it's not a first-person game because it doesn't actually render a first-person view. the viewpoint of the "hunter" isn't what's displayed on screen, it would be the screen image plus the light gun