we just like fantasy dwarves because they're santa-coded but you're all not ready to have that conversation
- bearded
- jovial
- fond of craft and industry
- keeping a meticulous tally of grudges
that's santa, folks. the north pole is a dwarf fortress

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
we just like fantasy dwarves because they're santa-coded but you're all not ready to have that conversation
that's santa, folks. the north pole is a dwarf fortress
I'd say "explain the elves" then, but there are explanations for that and none of them are good.