Folks, we have fun on this site but let's sit down for a real talk: who wants to go in with me on this and get stuck in the Suez Canal?

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
Folks, we have fun on this site but let's sit down for a real talk: who wants to go in with me on this and get stuck in the Suez Canal?
this is some real "guy does this with the intention of writing the great american novel in transit, gets about a week in and realizes he's made the worst mistake of his life, tries to salvage it by Having Adventures but that backfires horribly, tries to put all that into a personal struggle story, barely survives" shit.
I KNEW I should have checked the comments before making a Suez Canal joke, thank you this is actually my dream scenario
Disco Elysium Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy origin story right here
Decided to check back in on this site due to recent discussions and it looks like they've discontinued basically all their bookings due to their main partner backing out (supposedly 'due to covid' but it seems awfully late for that? hmmm)
rip in peace, freighter cruises.....
update to update: sadly they've nuked most of the site (including your linked page here) because 90% of their providers stopped offering bookings post-covid. rip.