so i think that the nuclear waste repository message has become something of a haha funny meme thing over the past few years in ways that i don't really care for. but also i was thinking about dragon lairs and their architecture, and i think that it could be really cool or interesting to have a lair with boundary marking stele, and the inscription on those essentially being a reversal of the content of that message while preserving its nature as a warning: this IS a place of honor. things of great value ARE found here. deeds of great renown ARE commemorated here. you are not fit to walk this ground. your presence is a pollutant. the superior being that lairs here has taken note of you, and holds you in contempt. there is great danger to trespassers here. the nature of the danger is total obliteration of the body and soul by means of nuclear hellfire.
the dragon statline from Flying Circus: Chariots of Steel