my internet-wandering discovery of the day is this unfathomably German waterpark featuring among its many attractions:
- the waterslide that destroys vaginas
- mineshaft-themed sauna
- nude sauna bakery experience
- stonehenge

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.โ
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
my internet-wandering discovery of the day is this unfathomably German waterpark featuring among its many attractions:
I have so many questions about the waterslide, none of which will ever be answered
i'm baffled as to how a waterslide could be more likely to harm a vagina than a penis and i'm going to be thinking about it against my will for days
I think the problem is the potential for a 72 km/h (approx 45mph) turbodouche
Yeah, it happened in 2019 to a woman at Disneyโs Typhoon Lagoon. News coverage minimized it as a "harmful wedgie" -- the victim had severe injuries and required surgery. (I'm not going to repeat the injuries here, but if you look up news stories about it, they're not for the squeamish.)
oh... oh no. oh dear. oh. i think after that you should probably at least get some free Mickey ears or something. jesus christ
reading "the waterslide that destroys vaginas" in the same solemn cadence as "the ones who walk away from omelas"