lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​


i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi


I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory


they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"



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bovigender pride flag, by @arina-artemis (click for more info)



pendell
@pendell

Me: "No ma'am, we can't track an Amazon RMA number, you'd have to contact Amazon for that. Since this receipt is dated yesterday, the items have already left, as everything leaves the store daily."

Customer: "I don't like your tone, I don't appreciate your attitude, I don't like you."

Me, smiling, pleasant customer service voice: "Well, you don't have to speak with me, you're free to leave the store anytime."

And now I'm in trouble and will be getting "talked to" by the boss when he comes in later today. Quote my manager "you can't be mean to customers." But apparently they can be mean to me? Sorry, no, I draw the line at tolerating someone sneering directly at my face about the things they dislike about my existence.


pendell
@pendell

The worst thing about working customer service jobs is that one suitably awful customer can, beyond just making your day worse, actively put your job at risk. Especially in America there's an expectation that customer service workers be punching bags for whatever irritations are on people's minds that day, and that they lose their jobs if they express any sort of human emotional response to being harassed.

Personally I believe all customer service workers should have a button under their counter, and when they press it, it ejects the customer through the roof on a Dr. Seuss style springed platform.


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to this day I do not understand the point, these assholes are never big money return customers there's any business incentive to appease, if you fuck with all your staff for their amusement they'll at most buy a $5 token item and find another grievance, is it cause every psycho in America has a gun or just purely for the sake of humiliating the workers and keeping them in their place