did you know that in 2000, Elon Musk was driving Peter Thiel around in his Mclaren F1, driving it like he stole it, absolutely hooning it.
He went flying off a bump and totaled it, after shouting the white dude prophecy of doom second in potency only to its prefix, "hold my beer", "watch this".
Musk buried the accelerator and tried to change lanes. With no traction control, the rear wheels instantly broke free and sent the million-dollar car into a spin, its 6.1-liter V12 screaming fruitlessly as the two entrepreneurs pivoted toward doom. The F1 speared nose-first into a 45-degree embankment on the side of the road, catching about three feet of air as it bounced off and kept twirling in space "like a discus."
What would I do with a time machine and infinte resources in the early 2000s, instead of making taco bell eat 10 million dollars in insurance over a PR stunt they had no intention of actually honoring? Oh, y'know.
the taco bell thing is funnier though i don't want this to overshadow it

