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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.
i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi
I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory
they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"
YES!! If it's safe enough for Target execs, then we have failed!!
It's not a Target dog without ptsd. Need some real trauma. This is Target, after all.
An easy target for smut is to take the whole bollard. Sponson it up and get stuck outside a Target on the big red ball. Marketting should run screaming from that.
you know why he's called Target? Because they let all the other mascots practice their aim on her face, that's why. That dog LOVES an aggressive facial.