hooters predates the first maid cafe by almost TWO DECADES. turns out that a maid cafe is japanese hooters
my platonic ideal of what a hooters should be is actually an American cat cafe but with owls
personally I think the vibe should be that everyone gets boobs. like at the front counter there's a bunch of breast forms of different sizes that you pick out like you're getting bowling alley shoes. they should also have binders too if you want to wear that
how about a restaurant where the patrons get to go nude and the employees are all wearing business attire and say shit like "oh good heavens" when they see your junk
