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Lupi

@lupi

cow of tailed snake (gay)

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you can say "chimoora" instead of "cow of tailed snake" if you want. its a good pun.​

i ramble about aerospace sometimes
I take rocket photos and you can see them @aWildLupi

I have a terminal case of bovine pungiform encephalopathy, the bovine puns are cowmpulsory

they/them/moo where "moo" stands in for "you" or where it's funny, like "how are moo today, Lupi?" or "dancing with mooself"

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Lupi — 7:28 PM
okay
before I forget
before I do anything at all
I need you all to hear what just happened
Lupi — 7:29 PM
I was biking to the store because this week has been hard on moo so I was going to get dinner from the cold case so I actually ate tonight
I'm pulling up to the store on my bike what, two hours after sunset
it's dark
I'm going in the side entrance to the parking lot, y'know the one that goes to the loading dock
and this is Florida, basically anything that can be retention pond is retention pond or general wetlands pool
so you know the one fact about every body of water in the state of Florida right
Lupi — 7:30 PM
I'm turning in and there is a small dark shape in the driveway
and I'm like
is that a possum or a cat or an raccoon or something
it's a small dark shape
Lupi — 7:31 PM
I turn the bars to get my light on it and it's a three or four foot gator LMAO, and they start skittering away from moo down the pavement back to their entry point into the pond
I of course did not continue to use that entrance I diverted to the normal parking lot entrance. I usually use that one cause the sidewalk ends there
and I don't wanna cut into the road suddenly for fifty feet

The "one fact" mentioned is that every body of water in the state of florida, that is at least semipermanent contains at least one gator. No matter how small, now matter how urban, no matter how many times you've passed that same retention pond or little pool of swampwater on the side of the road without seeing one. If you haven't seen a gator there, it's not because they're not there, it's because you haven't seen a gator there yet.

with the benefit of hindsight it may have only been 2 or 3 feet, i understandably gave the lil guy their space as they skittered away down the pavement towards the pond.

 
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