me seeing an artist friend promoting a c0mm opening: oooh maybe i could get a cute kayde thing
my brain, changing progressively louder: kay kay kaY KAY KAY KAY KAY
me: please I've gotten so much stuff with it lately i can't keep doing this-
my brain, undeterred: KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY KAY

