Lupi

was a big fan of forwarding it to the person who I was supposed to be dealing it without saying anything

My boss's favorite tactic, often employed when I'm already CCed on the email

i have a small number of users who constantly have problems and do not follow the given instructions (in a way that directly causes said problems)

and....... yeah, all of this

yeah like when they've been on your ass every day for the past week or two (i don't get to work on things on the scale of a year haha)

and then you email that it's done with like a little writeup and what to watch for while it's in shakedown

and yeah, you just get "ok"

cohost users will see the word "horse" and slam the rebug button so hard it cracks their phone screen

I accidentally type honse. Ten thousand billion likes flood my mentions. I try to make another hit post, but panic and throw my phone off theoverpass into the highway. Everybody is let down and I am no longer an honorary horseposter. My mother disowns me

i fully expect to see about a dozen "72 HOURS REMAIN" jokes y'all. dont let me down.

an outer wilds "end times" would also be acceptable.

Clown conservation law states that for every funny clown a scary clown must be created. Generally funny clowns are sent to circuses and scary clowns to haunted houses. Of course, if they collide, they annihilate in a flash of ribbons

teary-eyed horror movie victim putting on the funny clown makeup it’s the only way to save everyone